Take Me to the Beach

Dewey was overheard saying, "Why is it so cold here in Boston? Why do these crazy people keep moving north? First D.C., then Baltimore and now the arctic--Cambridge, MA. It snowed here today. Only about an inch. On my second walk this morning I lost a foot to chilly toes. I walked home on 3 feet. It is always cold here. This may sound silly because I have a natural fur coat but I sure hope Santa or Hanukah Harry brings me a sweater for the holidays. And a hat and maybe some shoes. Then a trip to the beach please."